my idea of sex.

If this is going to work, we’re going to have to learn how to communicate. Please direct love letters, rants, raves and other shameless attempts at seduction to my inbox. I'm just your average bloke in Southwest Virginia, and my life is pretty leisurely lived; i.e. I drink heavily and look at a lot of Internet porn. Hedonism, yeah? The pictures I tumble are mostly from the internet, some are of me. No distinction is made at this time.